IWC Portugieser Automatic Weissgold NEU incl Mwst mit Box+Papier

OK, I know the drill, pictures will come as soon as I can, But I had to tell someone, so you guys are it.I know that I have been on a sort of drunken sailor watch buying binge lately. Hi, my name is Steve and I buy watches. There I said it and I feel better already. But hey, Im not stopin. I bought this on the bay on Saturday and it arrived already today.This was the kind of watch that you just have a good feeling about. A few dark, poorly taken pictures, that when viewed in PS showed no visib........

I thought this would be a fun little exercise. We've all seen the words hundreds of times, the ones that sellers use to entice us into looking at their product a bit deeper. But what are the subliminal, ignorant or silly meanings behind them? Feel free to add your own or expand on some of the others I named.Rare- "I've only seen this once or twice before, and only on eBay, so it must be rare." RARE- "I've never seen this before, it's the rarest thing ever. Seriously."Vintage- "This is clear........